About Dan Dreifort
People who want to know more about Dan Dreifort. Those exist? Awesome! I’m twice as sexy as the next guy. My jaw line makes Brad Pitt’s look like a three year old’s line drawing of a spaghetti monster. I started this blog in February 2009, half a year after Al Gore declared blogs irrelevant. Why the hell is FireFox no longer spell checking my text? I couldn’t have spelled that last word correctly on the first try. Did I? Back in BoJack Horseman’s 90s before blogs existed, I had a proto-blog. It didn’t separate entries by date; I didn’t even use a line-break to break them up. Not much punctuation either. I’m not 100% sure why I did it that way. Partly, there were no standards for what I was doing. Maybe I saw it as a sort of a diary, with no easy way to doodle or otherwise personalize the flow of typed text. Was I grasping at artistic straws? Was I in a sense partially obscuring my words because of the scary public nature of my experiment? Well, it’s all passe now. Everybody’s tweeting about breakfast, or acting absurdly vulgar on reality TV. But not you. You’re better than that. Come to think of it, after more than a decade, I recently went back to the no punctuation, no line breaks thing. These curds don’t run, the indelible album by one of my stellar bands. We wanted to print lyrics in the CD liner, but we lacked space. (READ: Didn’t want to pay to print more insert pages.) So we smushed it all together as best we could. Pass the guacamole. Dan Dreifort
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