About Dan Dreifort
People who want to know more about Dan Dreifort. Those exist? Awesome! I’m twice as sexy as the average man. My jaw line makes Brad Pitt’s look like a three year old’s line drawing of a spaghetti monster. I started this blog in February 2009, half a year after Al Gore declared blogs were irrelevant. Why the hell is FireFox no longer spell checking my blog entries? I couldn’t have spelled that last word correctly on the first try. Did I? I had a proto blog before blogs existed. It didn’t separate entries by date. I didn’t even use a line-break to break them up. Not much punctuation either. I’m not sure why I did it that way. Partly, there were no standards for what I was doing. Maybe because I equated it to a sort of a diary, and there’s no easy way to doodle or otherwise personalize the flow of typed text. Was I grasping at artistic straws? Was I in a sense partially obscuring my words because of the scary public nature of my experiment? Well, it’s all passe now. Everybody’s blogging about breakfast and being artificially vulgar on reality TV. Well, not you. You’re better than that. Come to think of it, after more than a decade, I recently went back to the no punctuation, no line breaks thing. These curds don’t run, the indelible album by my great band. We wanted to have some lyrics in the CD liner, but we lacked space. So we smushed it all together as best we could. Pass the guacamole. Dan Dreifort consults on usability, marketing, SEO, IT, music, Cabo, low brow comedy sketch writing, Hawaii, quality, and just about anything else people will listen to.